The following questions were submitted to Dr. Zoltan and did not pass the Strict Examination Requirements to appear on the audio blog series, “Why Are You Asking Me?” Therefore: they will be answered here in xhtml transitional format.

Q: I first found you through querying google video for “Sleepytime Gorilla Museum” and watching your instructional video excerpts. What’s the deal with those? Are those for sale or free?

A: Those are all free clips Sir Millard Mulch released on DVD in 2005, along with the purchase of The Book. After that, they were put up for free. I think .MOV versions are available somewhere inside Echelon, although I do not remember where at this moment. Mulch actually filmed them for two purposes: 1.) Because he had mental problems and 2.) He wanted to use them to audition for a famous rock band in Los Angeles. Turns out that Steve Vai (or was it Elton John?) enjoyed them enough to audition him, so I suppose they worked. The Dr. Zoltan videos are the 2.0 version of the Mulch videos, which have turned out to be a marketing disaster.

Q: Since there seems to be no knowledge online regarding the current and future statii of Sleepytime, and you seem to somehow be connected with them, could you clue me in? Can I expect another album, or should I just go to Top 40 Radio and pitch corrected numetal?

A: Dr. Zoltan has not had any communications with the members of Sleepytime in years. He has not even heard their most recent album. There is only the hope that whatever they continue to do is powerful and asymmetrical.

Q: What’s the correct answer to the “What’s wrong with the world?” question?

A: Just like a Douglas Adams book, you have to first have the question correct. The correct question is “What Is Wrong With The Human Race?” And do not worry, it is not a trick question and there is no hidden esoteric Masonic code in it. Through his lifetime of creative work, Dr. Zoltan hopes to answer that question better than Sir Millard Mulch did. A portion of the answer is revealed about half way through Mulch’s book, and Dr. Zoltan is picking up where Mulch left off.

Dr. Zoltan is now obsessed with Logical Fallacies. Visit http://www.drzoltan.com/blog to find out more.