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<title>The Anti-Social Talk Show</title>
<link>http://www.drzoltan.com</link>
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<copyright>&#x2117; &amp; &#xA9; 2008 MutantMall.com</copyright>
<itunes:subtitle>Hosted by Dr. Zoltan!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:author>Dr. Zoltan</itunes:author>
<itunes:summary>The Anti-Social Talk Show is an online video series hosted by Dr. Zoltan, a media personality from Los Angeles who has worked with an array of progressive rock musicians including Virgil Donati, Marco Minnemann, and Devin Townsend. The show addresses social, cultural, and political issues through the use of satire and an unhealthy overdose of cynicism. On his show, Dr. Zoltan fearlessly battles conformity and fascism, drawing responses from thousands of angry critics. The introductory episodes were shot in Los Angeles, CA as a triple-pilot. New  episodes are in production and feature celebrity guests and improved special effects. Stay Intonated!</itunes:summary>
<description>Dr. Zoltan, Anti-Sociologist and Political Ventriloquist, hosts a video show that deconstructs pop-culture, advertising, and bad rock music. Broadcast from Beneath The Imaginary City.</description>
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<itunes:name>Dr. Zoltan</itunes:name>
<itunes:email>drzoltan@drzoltan.com</itunes:email>
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<itunes:category text="Society &amp; Culture">
<itunes:category text="Philosophy"/>
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<itunes:category text="Music"/>

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<title>6 Things To Say At A Hollywood Party - Pilot Episode #1</title>
<itunes:author>Dr. Zoltan</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>What are you here pretending to be?</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk's debut episode featuring plenty of canned laughter and applause as well as a hefty amount of gesticulating as he leads the viewer through 6 Things to Say at a Hollywood Party. With a combination of defensive and offensive tactics, Dr. Zoltan spells out the necessary steps to counteract any amount of pretentious posturing to boldly and rudely point out the Pink Elephant to Hollywoodians.</itunes:summary>
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<pubDate>Mon, 3 Sep 2007 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>7:34</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>subgenius, fantomas, sir, millard, mulch, dr., zoltan, frank, zappa, bungle, dream, theater, vai, donati, minnemann</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Rage Against The Machine ARE The Machine - Pilot Episode #2</title>
<itunes:author>Dr. Zoltan</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Are The Members of Rage Against The Machine ACTORS?</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>The triumphant return of Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk as he dispels the rumors of a sophomore slump by spitting venom and vitriol at pseudo-political poster boys Rage Against the Machine. Join Dr. Zoltan in the No Fun Zone where the truth about Zack De La Rocha and his lame counterparts is revealed. The Ten Unquestionable Facts presented by Dr. Zoltan will strike fear and embarrassment into the hearts of silly white college kids everywhere who have spent their parents' money on RATM t-shirts.</itunes:summary>
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<pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2007 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>8:36</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>subgenius, fantomas, sir, millard, mulch, dr., zoltan, frank, zappa, bungle, dream, theater, vai, donati, minnemann</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Understanding Music Through Geometry - Pilot Episode #3</title>
<itunes:author>Dr. Zoltan</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Is Music Math?</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In this third installment of his so-called, "Podcast," Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk delights his students with an educational inspection of The Sacred Craft. Seven Musical Examples presented herein will cast doubt upon the relevance of pop music in the mind of the human. Join Dr. Zoltan, Brady-Bunch-Style, as he deconstructs The Mel Bay Guitar Method, and redirects your attention to his Matched Traditional Grip Drum Instrument Method: inspired by the late B. Nelson Johnson's Post-Modern School of Modern Drumming. Concepts discussed: Pointilism, pointilism, and pointilism.</itunes:summary>
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<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2007 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>12:49</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>subgenius, fantomas, sir, millard, mulch, dr., zoltan, frank, zappa, bungle, dream, theater, vai, donati, minnemann</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Declaration of War On Fun w/ Marco Minnemann -  Episode #4</title>
<itunes:author>Dr. Zoltan</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Live - April 19, 2008, Hollywood, CA</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>With the assistance of several Repositioned Consumers, Dr. Zoltan and Marco Minnemann declare War On Fun. Political Rally filmed live at the Steve Allen Theater / Center For Inquiry in Hollywood, CA on April 19, 2008. Special thanks to Brendon Small of Metalocalypse.</itunes:summary>
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<pubDate>Thu, 1 May 2008 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>22:35</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>subgenius, fantomas, sir, millard, mulch, dr., zoltan, frank, zappa, bungle, dream, theater, vai, donati, minnemann</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Global Dad Attack : Spy Hunt (Commercial)</title>
<itunes:author>Dr. Zoltan</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>You've Just Been Shot By Your Dad!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>This is a commercial that was featured on the Japanese Video Game Comedy Network on late-night G4 TV. Dr. Zoltan used a photo of Will Maier's dad for this.</itunes:summary>
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<pubDate>Fri, 2 May 2008 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>0:19</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>subgenius, fantomas, sir, millard, mulch, dr., zoltan, frank, zappa, bungle, dream, theater, vai, donati, minnemann</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Faith No More Keyboard Lesson (Digging The Grave) - Episode #5</title>
<itunes:author>Dr. Zoltan</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Learn How To Play Like Roddy Bottum!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Dr. Zoltan's Anti-Social Talk Show, Episode 5 explores the virtuosic keyboarding of Faith No More's Roddy Bottum. This lesson is from the song called, "Digging The Grave," from the 1995 release, "King For A Day, Fool For A Lifetime." NOTE: Be sure to start your cassette at the beginning of the video, so you can play along! Dr. Zoltan is hoping to have the time to give equally detailed lessons on other songs from the record, such as Get Out, Gentle Art of Making Enemies, and Ugly In The Morning. Be aware the the keyboard tracks on this record are plentiful and dense (52% of the total album length features keyboard!), so please remain calm and Dr. Zoltan will try to get to all of them. </itunes:summary>
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<pubDate>Sat, 3 May 2008 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>3:49</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>subgenius, fantomas, sir, millard, mulch, dr., zoltan, frank, zappa, bungle, dream, theater, vai, donati, minnemann</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Emily Dickinson Kindly Stops For Selective Serotonin Re-Uptake Inhibitors EP (Commercial)</title>
<itunes:author>Dr. Zoltan</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>The New Dr. Zoltan album.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Dr. Zoltan has released a new Digital Download-Only Instrumental EP.</itunes:summary>
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<pubDate>Thu, 8 May 2008 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>1:47</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>subgenius, fantomas, sir, millard, mulch, dr., zoltan, frank, zappa, bungle, dream, theater, vai, donati, minnemann</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Why Are You Asking Me? (Topic: Drugs)</title>
<itunes:author>Dr. Zoltan</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Today's Topic: Drugs!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Dr. Zoltan tells the story of Albert Hizzenbodum, and comments on the possibility of responsible drug use.</itunes:summary>
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<pubDate>Fri, 6 Jun 2008 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>2:47</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>subgenius, fantomas, sir, millard, mulch, dr., zoltan, frank, zappa, bungle, dream, theater, vai, donati, minnemann</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Why Are You Asking Me? (Topic: Velcro)</title>
<itunes:author>Dr. Zoltan</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Today's Topic: Velcro!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Dr. Zoltan, feeling ill from ingesting a contaiminated veganist concoction, tells the story of The Future of Velcro Brand Hook And Loop Fastener.</itunes:summary>
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<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>4:30</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>subgenius, fantomas, sir, millard, mulch, dr., zoltan, frank, zappa, bungle, dream, theater, vai, donati, minnemann</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Why Are You Asking Me? (Topic: Analog Vs. Digital)</title>
<itunes:author>Dr. Zoltan</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Today's Topic: Analog Vs. Digital!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Dr. Zoltan proves once and for all the superiority of Analog and Digital.</itunes:summary>
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<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>2:50</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>subgenius, fantomas, sir, millard, mulch, dr., zoltan, frank, zappa, bungle, dream, theater, vai, donati, minnemann</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Why Are You Asking Me? (Topic: Lunch Violation)</title>
<itunes:author>Dr. Zoltan</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Today's Topic: Lunch Violation!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Dr. Zoltan answers the unanswerable question: "Did You Create A Lunch Violation??????".</itunes:summary>
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<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>4:31</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>subgenius, fantomas, sir, millard, mulch, dr., zoltan, frank, zappa, bungle, dream, theater, vai, donati, minnemann</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Why Are You Asking Me? (Topic: 2008 US Elections)</title>
<itunes:author>Dr. Zoltan</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Today's Topic: 2008 US Elections!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Dr. Zoltan answers the unanswerable question: "Will The 2008 US Presidential Elections Be Cancelled?"</itunes:summary>
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<pubDate>Tue, 4 Nov 2008 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>5:22</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>subgenius, fantomas, sir, millard, mulch, dr., zoltan, frank, zappa, bungle, dream, theater, vai, donati, minnemann</itunes:keywords>
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