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	<title>Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk</title>
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	<description>Host of the Anti-Social Talk Show and Founder of the War On Fun Explains Why You Are ALL Doomed!</description>
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		<title>R.I.P. Dr. Zoltan &#8211; Article by Mike Epstein</title>
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From A Prog Blog:
I take a pretty sarcastic tone when discussing progressive rock, but I don’t want that to confuse anyone from that fact that I love the genre more than any other style of music available to my ears. My outlook comes from the fact that I’ve been surrounded for many years by people [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Only 50 Copies This Time.</title>
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Do you smell 1.2 mm thick, almost-pure polycarbonate plastic? Get them in the totally malfunctioning MutantMall Shop. 
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		<title>Why Am I So Wise? Why Am I So Clever? And Why Do I Write Such Good Songs?</title>
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What is this, some kind of viral marketing babble? Get it over with and Download The New Dr. Zoltan Album. It&#8217;s here. Really.
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		<title>New, Taller 16:12 Aspect Ratio In Development</title>
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John 16:12 &#8220;I have much more to say to you, more than you can now bear.&#8221;
Dr. Zoltan, creator of the failed syndicated radio show, &#8220;Why Are You Asking Me?&#8221; has announced that he is developing a new, taller, better video aspect ratio known as 16:12. 
&#8220;It is better because it is taller than 16:9,&#8221; said [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Whitley Strieber&#8217;s New Audio Feature: &#8220;Night Thoughts&#8221;</title>
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Whitley Strieber discusses:
&#8220;There is a concept connected with these [symbols], which is: this is self-activating software. The shapes themselves, when imprinted on the right materials, change those materials. The crop circles are being imprinted in two different places. On the earth itself. And IN OUR MINDS.&#8221;
Listen to Night Thoughts.
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		<title>Space Itself Was Created In The Big Bang</title>
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According to Janna Levin, a professor of physics and astronomy at Barnard College of Columbia University: &#8220;The Big Bang is often misunderstood as an explosion in Space, as though Time and Space existed. But Space itself is created in the Big Bang.&#8221;
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		<title>Dr. Zoltan: &#8220;Normal Humans&#8221; Have Invaded The Internet</title>
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According to a recent Anti-Sociology Study conducted by Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk, Normal Humans have invaded The Internet, a place which has, until recently, been a sanctuary for non-conformists, hackers, social outcasts, phreaks, SubGenii, and all other flavors of Intelligentsia (a 19th century Russian term meaning, &#8220;a social class of people engaged in complex mental and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cooking With Werner Herzog</title>
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&#8220;I don&#8217;t usually do television. I believe television is killing us. So we must declare a war. A holy war against talk shows, commercials, and Bonanza.&#8221;
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		<title>Ween Signed To Elektra Records!</title>
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&#8220;One day, a box of Pure Guava discs shows up from Elektra, and I started crying, because I was a music junkie and now we were on the same label as The Doors. Here was this record that we recorded in our apartment for not even two dollars &#8212; we didn&#8217;t even buy new tape, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Study: Colored Beams Of Energy From Your Hands Can Heal You</title>
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Professor and NIH director Joie P. Jones (University of California, Irvine) has released a stunning video proving that colored beams of energy from your hands can indeed heal you. Known as, &#8220;Pranic Healing,&#8221; this discovery (which the Chinese have been practicing for thousands of years) may change the way that the world perceives and practices [...]]]></description>
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