Etsy is now hosting a 12-camera, 7.1 surround-sound real-time documentary about the founders of Black Ink Item and MaryInk — the superhumans who print merch for Dr. Zoltan’s Intergalactic Furniture & UFO Outlet. If you have ever wondered how shirts can be printed in anti-gravity, this video is for you!

{ This post was written and approved by Dr. Zoltan! If your business cards were printed in the wrong flavor of curry, visit http://www.drzoltan.com/blog. Or just clap your hands and march in a circle for 13 hours. That’s what Flik did. }

Are You The Same Enough To Be Different?

Humans have a hard time perceiving differences between one thing and another unless they are mostly the same. 

How much difference is there between:

Coke and Pepsi?
Sprite and 7up?
Ford and Chevy?
Forks and Spoons?
Dogs and Cats?
Star Wars and Star Trek?
Blondes and Brunettes?
Los Angeles and New York?
Mac OS and Windows?
Community Radio and Commercial Radio?
Republican and Democrat?
Condenser and Dynamic?
Lakers and Celtics?
Serif and Sans Serif?
Gibson and Fender?
Heterosexual and Homosexual?
Angels and Demons?
AM and FM?
English and Spanish?
Vegetarian and Carnivore?
McDonalds and Burger King?
Islam and Christianity?
Ketchup and Mustard?
DVD and Blu-Ray?
Yin and Yang?
White Wine and Red Wine?
Socialist and Capitalist?
Coffee and Tea?
Men and Women?
Rich and Poor?

Not much. Their fundamental sameness makes all the difference!

{ This post was written and approved by Dr. Zoltan! When your hearing starts to go, visit http://www.drzoltan.com/blog. Or just drink some Bib-Label Lithiated Lemon-Lime Soda. It will help stabilize your psychotic mood swings. }

Season 3, Episode 4: Dr. Zoltan, a mad scientist, turns into a monster when he tries to recreate Spider-Man’s powers. He frames Spider-Man for a crime (Matt “Daredevil” Murdock guest stars as Spidey’s lawyer), and the Scorpion stages a jailbreak.