Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk » Hrvst http://www.drzoltan.com Host of the Anti-Social Talk Show and Founder of the War On Fun Explains Why You Are ALL Doomed! Mon, 11 Jan 2010 01:59:08 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Hiatus of Hiatus http://www.drzoltan.com/hiatus-of-hiatus/ http://www.drzoltan.com/hiatus-of-hiatus/#comments Tue, 22 Jul 2008 03:07:33 +0000 Hrvst http://www.drzoltan.com/?p=135

This butler of text must the apologize, for the chasm in text availability. Is busy as woodpecker with badger wife! Complications of relationship, life of author no consequence to reader. Continue!

News of returning Dr. Øbelisk is sunlight to darkness: Flagstaff. Retrieval, fact mission of finding! I ask, which state terminus? He answer: Show Me! How bold is consequence. It is not State of Union, instead State of Brain. To march into unquestioning, transportation of paragon of caninity. Fetch!

It is harsh face this author puts on, as leaving Hiatus duty, poorly handled. Next assigned-ment of grant, travel to where wind turns around to come back. Reporting of War on Fun: Is no fun. Always belong to estate,

—Hrvst

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Trees! In Desert!

Continuing the mystery of communication! Unmistakably Dr. Øbelisk but also unmistakably mistakable, a latest missive of knowledge is saying: I am in OK city. Laughing! Of course he is in OK city! Is not city of danger, as I changed the pages of A-A-A navigational aid on departure. No urbanity of treason along Dr. Øbelisk’s path, I am reassuring. He is mentioned the visiting of location for “OK Bomb” — unsure of purpose of nominal correctness armament, but certainly there will be an intelligence collection for description.

Fact: Dr. Øbelisk is having recommendation. Urbanity of Flagstaff is of “very lively and hip, full of energy.” As interrogation of locals is undressing, many interesting activity. Locality to Enormous Chasm convenient! “HalllllooooooO! (alo, alo, alo).” Chuckling is.

—Hrvst

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But! Received fragmentary telephonic this morning. Stratified in traffic noise and “you done with payphone” Americanisms, was encoded conversation. Dr. Øbelisk present in Boo-Qwer-Key, urbanity of provenance not known. Google Maps laugh at Hrvst, as he is wearing orange hat. Ha! If readers know location of Boo-Qwer-Key, please be informing publication this.

—Hrvst

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It is the excitement of small child with new pinecone that I use to announce! Temporary leadership of electronic thought collection (“blog”) to pass to faithful reporter of War on Fun, this myself. To be commenced in parallel to the journey-making of Dr. Øbelisk, in gathering of truths. Like Michael Bay movie, except the mind explosion, not on screen. Please to be commenting the thoughts, as I will be condescending their approval. Now!

—Hrvst Troggold

]]> http://www.drzoltan.com/hiatus-of-interest/feed/ 0 The War On Fun’s First Family http://www.drzoltan.com/the-war-on-funs-first-family/ http://www.drzoltan.com/the-war-on-funs-first-family/#comments Thu, 29 May 2008 01:10:40 +0000 Dr. Zoltan! http://www.drzoltan.com/?p=47 Reports of cultural adoption of the War on Fun continue to trickle in, with WoF correspondent Hrvst Troggold reporting from the field:

It is their wish to be called of the first, for family to sell all their fun. The Essppo family of Sponnatra, Estonia, admonishes carefree splashings of local tropical bear club. It is forbidden to participate the fun, here! After, Essppo family invite chastened bears to meal of potato and rice, but was offer declined?

(photo by Rosalie Petralia)

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