John 16:12 “I have much more to say to you, more than you can now bear.”

Dr. Zoltan, creator of the failed syndicated radio show, “Why Are You Asking Me?” has announced that he is developing a new, taller, better video aspect ratio known as 16:12.

“It is better because it is taller than 16:9,” said Dr. Øbelisk, from his top-secret laboratory that orbits the moon.

It is a revolutionary change that will mean more storytelling power for blockbuster directors. Filmmaker Peter Jackson has already planned to shoot both of his upcoming Hobbit feature films using specially-modified prototype cameras, allowing more breathtaking views of epic landscapes and mythical battles.

Some skeptics point out that this discovery will require overhauling every movie theater in the world, raising not only their roofs but ticket prices.

Jeff Blake, President of Sony Pictures, in an interview at USC Film School last week, remarked: “Moviegoers are not ready for movies that are taller. Hell, we only made them wider a few years ago. Why confuse everyone?” However, both Regal and AMC chains are already planning to modify up to 90% of their movie screens by 2011 to accommodate this newly discovered technology.

George Lucas has reportedly pre-ordered a dozen upgraded cameras for Industrial Light & Magic. “Imagine how the original Star Wars Trilogy would look in this new, expanded aspect ratio. Wow.”

For more information on 16:12, visit Dr. Zoltan’s website.

Whitley Strieber discusses:

“There is a concept connected with these [symbols], which is: this is self-activating software. The shapes themselves, when imprinted on the right materials, change those materials. The crop circles are being imprinted in two different places. On the earth itself. And IN OUR MINDS.”

Listen to Night Thoughts.

According to Janna Levin, a professor of physics and astronomy at Barnard College of Columbia University: “The Big Bang is often misunderstood as an explosion in Space, as though Time and Space existed. But Space itself is created in the Big Bang.”

Professor and NIH director Joie P. Jones (University of California, Irvine) has released a stunning video proving that colored beams of energy from your hands can indeed heal you. Known as, “Pranic Healing,” this discovery (which the Chinese have been practicing for thousands of years) may change the way that the world perceives and practices medicine forever. If we are able to master this art, we will no longer need to visit a doctor’s office full of advertisements for mass-produced, toxic chemicals — all of the healing powers will be present within our very hands, with no exponential, self-perpetuating side-effects. Is Western Medicine actually the pseudo-science holding us hostage? Find out for yourself!

Visit The Society for Scientific Exploration for more information on this incredible discovery!

Click HERE to watch the video.
 
It was only a matter of time before Evolution itself was infected by the parasite of Post-Modernism. Homo Evolutis! What would Nietzsche have to say about all of this? Dr. Zoltan cannot help but approve of Doktor Juan Enrique’s Plot To Overthrow The Homo Sapiens.

Dr. Zoltan also wants to help you with your taxes. Visit www.drzoltan.com to find out more.

In this 2008 TEDTalks presentation, Jonathan Haidt explains some of the psychological tendencies (or “morals”) that end in the differences between so-called Conservatives and Liberals. 

Dr. Zoltan wants you to grow big muscles and punch Sarah Palin! Visit http://www.drzoltan.com/blog to find out how you can achieve this in less than 8 weeks with no money down.

Tiago Della Vega recently won the Fastest Guitarist in the Universe Contest. No amount of Peacock Terms can explain how fast this is. Watch the video in its entirety to find out.

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Los Angeles resident, Llyn Foulkes has built a one-man contraption he simply calls, “The Machine.” Find out more about Llyn in the documentary called, The Lost Frontier. Directed by Tamar Halpern, who recently debuted another documentary, Your Name Here, about two 15-year-olds starting a band in Silverlake.

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From http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24070088-13762,00.html

“I happen to have been privileged enough to be in on the fact that we’ve been visited on this planet and the UFO phenomena is real,” Dr Mitchell said.

“It’s been well covered up by all our governments for the last 60 years or so, but slowly it’s leaked out and some of us have been privileged to have been briefed on some of it.

Find out more about Dr. Mitchell (including some of his essays) at http://www.edmitchellapollo14.com/

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