Unacceptable Cultural Artifacts & Revoked Artist Licenses

Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk hereby denounces and bans the enjoyment of the following conceptual entities in perpetuity throughout the universe:

Unacceptable Cultural Artifacts
• All Slang
• Clothing that does not fit correctly
• Unnecessary bodily movements such as dancing and other gestures
• Misuse of music for superficial purposes (e.g. as sonic background decoration during a social gathering, not paying attention while it is playing, filler for mundane conversation, et cetera)
• Youth Culture and the belief that the benefits of youth are 1.) lack of responsibility and 2.) pursuit of short-term, hedonistic games and ignorant goals. Youth is health and energy which should be applied constructively throughout life.

Revoked Artistic Licenses
The following artists have abused their privileges as cultural icons and are charged with overuse of their meme and unlawful psychological taxation of their customers:
• Jimmy Buffet
• David Sedaris
• Ben Stiller
• Jet
• Any artist publishing a song that uses the phrase, “Rock ‘N’ Roll.” Examples: Bob Seger, Doobie Brothers.