The Blog of Dr. Zoltan! Host of the Anti-Social Talk Show and Founder of the War On Fun!

The new version of MutantMall.com is live.

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Clean.
De-Saturated.

More items to come.

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For now, MutantMall.com will not be carrying CDs by other artists.

$5 Inventory Liquidation on the following items:
Virgil Donati / Planet X - Live From Oz (CD)
Electrocution 250 - Cartoon Music From Hell (CD)
Devin Townsend Band - Synchestra (CD)

Limited quantities. Available on eBay.

Someone over at CarlKingCreative.com has redesigned the site, complete with a rubber ducky.

Tiago Della Vega recently won the Fastest Guitarist in the Universe Contest. No amount of Peacock Terms can explain how fast this is. Watch the video in its entirety to find out.

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The Northern California Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Academy have applied some of Dr. Zoltan’s “81 Ideas On Creative Career” to their training.

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As many of you know, Dr. Zoltan offered his entire discography (192k mp3 files) for FREE DOWNLOAD last month. What Dr. Zoltan didn’t realize is that these were actually CASSETTE TAPES. Over 700 of them flew into the air and exploded. The entire warehouse burned to the ground, destroying several hand-painted Voice of Nothing T-shirts and a Wags napkin. 

View photos of the disaster here: http://www.drzoltan.com/contact.php

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Etsy is now hosting a 12-camera, 7.1 surround-sound real-time documentary about the founders of Black Ink Item and MaryInk — the superhumans who print merch for Dr. Zoltan’s Intergalactic Furniture & UFO Outlet. If you have ever wondered how shirts can be printed in anti-gravity, this video is for you!

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Are You The Same Enough To Be Different?

Humans have a hard time perceiving differences between one thing and another unless they are mostly the same. 

How much difference is there between:

Coke and Pepsi?
Sprite and 7up?
Ford and Chevy?
Forks and Spoons?
Dogs and Cats?
Star Wars and Star Trek?
Blondes and Brunettes?
Los Angeles and New York?
Mac OS and Windows?
Community Radio and Commercial Radio?
Republican and Democrat?
Condenser and Dynamic?
Lakers and Celtics?
Serif and Sans Serif?
Gibson and Fender?
Heterosexual and Homosexual?
Angels and Demons?
AM and FM?
English and Spanish?
Vegetarian and Carnivore?
McDonalds and Burger King?
Islam and Christianity?
Ketchup and Mustard?
DVD and Blu-Ray?
Yin and Yang?
White Wine and Red Wine?
Socialist and Capitalist?
Coffee and Tea?
Men and Women?
Rich and Poor?

Not much. Their fundamental sameness makes all the difference!

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Los Angeles resident, Llyn Foulkes has built a one-man contraption he simply calls, “The Machine.” Find out more about Llyn in the documentary called, The Lost Frontier. Directed by Tamar Halpern, who recently debuted another documentary, Your Name Here, about two 15-year-olds starting a band in Silverlake.

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