Dr. Zoltan on getFreshMinds!

Posted in Antisociology, Art Because., Social Metaphysics, Thinking About Thinking About Thinking on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:24:21 -0400 by Dr. Zoltan!

Katie Konrath at getFreshMinds has written a blog about Dr. Zoltan’s 81 Ideas On Creative Career

Her site was recently named one of the top Innovation Blogs by Guy Kawasaki’s site, AllTop

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Are You The Same Enough To Be Different?

Posted in Social Metaphysics, Thinking About Thinking About Thinking on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 11:33:10 -0400 by Dr. Zoltan!

Are You The Same Enough To Be Different?

Humans have a hard time perceiving differences between one thing and another unless they are mostly the same. 

How much difference is there between:

Coke and Pepsi?
Sprite and 7up?
Ford and Chevy?
Forks and Spoons?
Dogs and Cats?
Star Wars and Star Trek?
Blondes and Brunettes?
Los Angeles and New York?
Mac OS and Windows?
Community Radio and Commercial Radio?
Republican and Democrat?
Condenser and Dynamic?
Lakers and Celtics?
Serif and Sans Serif?
Gibson and Fender?
Heterosexual and Homosexual?
Angels and Demons?
AM and FM?
English and Spanish?
Vegetarian and Carnivore?
McDonalds and Burger King?
Islam and Christianity?
Ketchup and Mustard?
DVD and Blu-Ray?
Yin and Yang?
White Wine and Red Wine?
Socialist and Capitalist?
Coffee and Tea?
Men and Women?
Rich and Poor?

Not much. Their fundamental sameness makes all the difference!

{ This post was written and approved by Dr. Zoltan! When your hearing starts to go, visit http://www.drzoltan.com/blog. Or just drink some Bib-Label Lithiated Lemon-Lime Soda. It will help stabilize your psychotic mood swings. }

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Will Maier In Roundtable Pizza Commercial

Posted in Antisociology, Social Metaphysics, War On Fun on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 13:29:54 -0400 by Dr. Zoltan!

Dr. Zoltan’s lead vocalist, Will Maier, appears in this new Roundtable Pizza advertisement as “Les.”

{ This post was written and approved by Dr. Zoltan! If you think Dream Theater should lose the vocals and monophonic neo-baroque, visit http://www.drzoltan.com/blog. I need to brush my teeth! }

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Dr. Zoltan Featured In Mike And Ike Video Game!

Posted in Music, Social Metaphysics, War On Fun on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 15:02:46 -0400 by Dr. Zoltan!

The music of Dr. Zoltan Presents: Sir Millard Mulch’s Fanatical Video Game Retroverse has been licensed to Mike And Ike’s new video game, “Lemonade Blends Blitz.”

Play the game:

http://apps.facebook.com/mikeike_blitz/

{ This post was written and approved by Dr. Zoltan! If you believe that country folk are civilized, visit http://www.drzoltan.com/blog. Or just eat some candy that has been sitting around for 50 years. }

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Dr. Zoltan Letter Read On 2600 Podcast, July 8, 2008

Posted in Dr. Zoltan News, Social Metaphysics on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 20:42:05 -0400 by Dr. Zoltan!

Dr. Zoltan was once again honored for his email-typing skills on the July 8, 2008 Edition of 2600 Magazine’s “Off The Wall” Podcast, hosted by Emmanuel Goldstein. Listen to the show, and at 50:16 you will hear it! 

off_the_wall__20080708.mp3

And for those of you in the NYC area, be sure to attend The Last Hope at Hotel Pennsylvania, July 18-20. Dr. Zoltan will be unable to attend, but looks forward to hearing reports on the event!

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Shame On Chipotle!

Posted in Social Metaphysics, War On Fun on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 18:51:22 -0400 by Dr. Zoltan!

Chipotle markets its food as some kind of hip, organic place to eat as a safe alternative to Fast Food. This is what their website says:

“Have we achieved our mission? No. Will we ever accomplish it? Never, because Food With Integrity is a constant process of searching and improving. But the changes will be noticeable, positive and significant.”

Yeah? Here are the positively noticeable and significant changes that will occur to your body after eating ONE BURRITO AND CHIPS:

And here is the VEGAN version, without chips…

Incredible! Zero Trans Fat!

From ChipotleFan.com
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Wordle.net - Visualize Your Strongest Keywords

Posted in Art Because., Social Metaphysics on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 10:43:33 -0400 by Dr. Zoltan!

Dr. Zoltan learned of this exciting new tool from the blog of Gerd Leonhard. Check out Wordle.net. Real-Estate really should not be in this list. This depresses Dr. Zoltan!

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How To Cope With Depression, by Lev Yilmaz

Posted in Help From Outer Space, Social Metaphysics on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:54:01 -0400 by Dr. Zoltan!

 

Lev Yilmaz, a Social Metaphysicist from San Francisco, CA shares with us his experience in conquering post-modernism, irony, and sarcasm. 

Find out more about Lev at his own site: http://www.ingredientx.com/

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Dr. Zoltan “Tool” YouTube Video Passes 500 Text Comments

Posted in Antisociology, Social Metaphysics, The End of the Music Industry on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:51:53 -0400 by Dr. Zoltan!

To find out more about how 15-year-olds are a waste of the First Amendment, visit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2Tb5U8riXE

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The Happiest Place On Earth Is Not Disneyland?

Posted in Antisociology, Help From Outer Space, Social Metaphysics, The Rebirth of Fascism In The United States on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 15:42:56 -0400 by Dr. Zoltan!

According to Happiness Economics, the following places on Planet Earth are the happiest (shown here in green):

Canada, New Zealand, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Iceland, Austria, United Kingdom, Malaysia, and what appears to be Costa Rica. 

{ This post was written and approved by Dr. Zoltan! If you are in outer space and you own a very large magnifying glass, please visit http://www.drzoltan.com/blog. Dr. Zoltan is seeking to rent one. }

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