The Blog of Dr. Zoltan! Host of the Anti-Social Talk Show and Founder of the War On Fun!

Translated from the site, La Famosaland: Rock Download — translated from Spanish:

Paul K. Mavanu, known as Sir Millard Mulch or as Dr. Zoltan Obelisk, depending on the occasion and your mood, is a completely unknown musician who has published several albums that went completely undetected, but from day to day came with it under his arm, a triple album which together cover a little More than four hours of music. Not only that, the most impressive is the amount and variety of musicians accompanying Mulch on their adventure. So we have holdings of Virgil Donati (Planet X, Vai), Devin Towns (Strappin Young Lad), Nick D’Virgilio (Tears For Fears, Spock’s Beard), Trey Spruance (Mr. Bungle), Nils Frykdahl (Sleepytime Gorilla Museum), Chris Parsons (Estradasphere), Mark Critchley (Itch), Lale Larson (Electrocution 250), Dave Meros (Spock’s Beard), Paul Mazurkiewicz (Cannibal Corpse), Morgan Ågren (Frank Zappa, Zappa’s Universe, Fredrick Thordental), Larry Boothroyd (Victims Family ), Among others. 

The music, as it is a progressive rock with a great sense of humor with punk, metal, avant-garde and a series of intermediates that give us the feeling of listening to an Infomercial. Zappa definitely comes to mind when listening to this record. Anyway, a great work that is not taken very seriously herself. It is down to his approach. I warned you.

Download the five-hour album in its entirety for FREE. 

Dr. Zoltan spent a lot of time on this Human Interface Device, and you should, too! Visit http://www.drzoltan.com/blog to find out how.

What better way to celebrate seven years of confusion than with a campfire sing-a-long? Dr. Zoltan & Will have released a song called Freefall (Catchy Folk Tune To Celebrate The End of the Republic). You can download the song for FREE if you fill out this contact form: http://www.drzoltan.com/contact.php

CREDITS
Will Maier - Vocals
Dr. Zoltan - Acoustic & Electric Guitar, Keyboard, Bass, Drumkit From Hell

Cover art by CarlKingCreative

DR. ZOLTAN’S THOUGHTS ON 9/11
Dr. Zoltan’s take on this is very simple. He is not a conspiracy theorist, he just does not believe the official story of what happened on 9/11. He does not know what sort of dark force is responsible for making the buildings fall down, but here are his thoughts on some peripheral (yet central) issues.

The White House and CNN gave oversimplified explanations for the disaster and used them to justify an endless war. The American public cynically disregards their own powers of research and observation, handing over too much power and responsibility to their government and the media. There are many unanswered questions about 9/11 and the official stories are as confusing as the nutty ideas put forth by paranoid amateur filmmakers. More time and energy is spent on horrible tabloid stories like Anna Nicole Smith and Britney Spears than investigating a real crime. 

Instead of helping us make sense of it all, corporations and the government are feeding the stupidity of the masses, perpetuating consumerism and instilling a deep fear of objectivity. Team-oriented politics and conformist cult branding, fueled by religious dogma, racism, and fear, are substituted for the importance of… IDEAS. 

The War On Terror is a press release right out of George Orwell’s 1984. Terrorism is asymmetrical by nature. It cannot be fought with a “War.” Its sole purpose is to cause a government to implode on itself by bloating its military and restricting the freedoms of its citizens — warrant-less tapping of communications, detaining of random suspects, expanded executive powers, et cetera. Through this, a handful of chaotic individuals can cripple a country of hundreds of millions. In a police state everything grinds to a halt in the name of protecting the homeland from the boogeyman. Benjamin Franklin said it best: “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.”

The truth is that “fun” products like cigarettes, alcoholic beverages, and junk / fast food kill more humans than terrorist attacks ever could. But in a world of billions of crazy humans with their hands on deadly technology, occasionally bad things will happen — on purpose. REALLY bad things. Humans can do their best to stop these things, but what they need is the strength and freedom to sustain damage and go on living. 

LYRICS
You’re better off hiding with some weapons in a hole
When a corporate fascist state has taken control
But instead you’re dancing, drinking, and you’re having lots of fun
While the end of the United States has already begun

Chorus
Brother, Look no further, there’s no other proof you need
Buildings can’t collapse at freefall speed

You can expect to see another pseudo-terrorist attack
When the best you’ve got are posing fakes like Tom and Zach
Hiding from the truth behind their blurry poetry
While the crime scene is buried at the bottom of the sea

It’s gonna come to civil war sooner or later
Protesting won’t stop an evil dictator
Don’t try to vote him out, there’s nothing you can say
The tyrant that’s in office isn’t going away

If you are the type of human who enjoys purchasing mp3 files, “How To Sell The Whole F#@!ing Universe To Everybody… Once And For All!” - Collection 1 (Success) is now available on CDBaby.com. Coming soon to iTunes, too.

Other options:

Download 192k mp3 files of this album for FREE.
Listen to this album on iMeem.
Download Lossless FLAC files from The Secret Club.

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Now you can download “How To Sell The Whole F#@!ing Universe To Everybody… Once And For All!” for FREE. This “Commercial Magnum Opus” originally released in 2005 by Sir Millard Mulch is being released as two remastered Digital Collections, Success and Failure. Each Collection will contain 2 hours of audio material, for a total of OVER 4 HOURS. (Probably closer to 5.)

The first of the two:

Collection 1: Success (53 Tracks Total)
Disc 1 - 24 Tracks, 69:18
Disc 2 - 29 Tracks, 66:53
Total Length: 2 Hours, 15 Minutes, 53 Seconds
Format: 192k mp3

Download it at http://www.drzoltan.com/contact.php or just wait to purchase it on iTunes.

Collection 2: Failure will be released next month. 

All tracks will also be made available in a Lossless Format inside The Secret Club.

{ This post was written and approved by Dr. Zoltan! If you think Compact Discs should become extinct sooner than later, visit http://www.drzoltan.com/blog. What about that block? }

This butler of text must the apologize, for the chasm in text availability. Is busy as woodpecker with badger wife! Complications of relationship, life of author no consequence to reader. Continue!

News of returning Dr. Øbelisk is sunlight to darkness: Flagstaff. Retrieval, fact mission of finding! I ask, which state terminus? He answer: Show Me! How bold is consequence. It is not State of Union, instead State of Brain. To march into unquestioning, transportation of paragon of caninity. Fetch!

It is harsh face this author puts on, as leaving Hiatus duty, poorly handled. Next assigned-ment of grant, travel to where wind turns around to come back. Reporting of War on Fun: Is no fun. Always belong to estate,

—Hrvst

Continuing the mystery of communication! Unmistakably Dr. Øbelisk but also unmistakably mistakable, a latest missive of knowledge is saying: I am in OK city. Laughing! Of course he is in OK city! Is not city of danger, as I changed the pages of A-A-A navigational aid on departure. No urbanity of treason along Dr. Øbelisk’s path, I am reassuring. He is mentioned the visiting of location for “OK Bomb” — unsure of purpose of nominal correctness armament, but certainly there will be an intelligence collection for description.

Fact: Dr. Øbelisk is having recommendation. Urbanity of Flagstaff is of “very lively and hip, full of energy.” As interrogation of locals is undressing, many interesting activity. Locality to Enormous Chasm convenient! “HalllllooooooO! (alo, alo, alo).” Chuckling is.

—Hrvst

A fondness of memory, of Dr. Øbelisk performing download on needles. Is text message, collection of letters which are buttons to be pressed. Some once. Others — twice! Thrice! Legend of ‘z’ which is Quadratic. Long process but yielding short information. Confusing to be greater than amusing, like chicken on leash.

But! Received fragmentary telephonic this morning. Stratified in traffic noise and “you done with payphone” Americanisms, was encoded conversation. Dr. Øbelisk present in Boo-Qwer-Key, urbanity of provenance not known. Google Maps laugh at Hrvst, as he is wearing orange hat. Ha! If readers know location of Boo-Qwer-Key, please be informing publication this.

—Hrvst

Dr. Zoltan was once again honored for his email-typing skills on the July 8, 2008 Edition of 2600 Magazine’s “Off The Wall” Podcast, hosted by Emmanuel Goldstein. Listen to the show, and at 50:16 you will hear it! 

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And for those of you in the NYC area, be sure to attend The Last Hope at Hotel Pennsylvania, July 18-20. Dr. Zoltan will be unable to attend, but looks forward to hearing reports on the event!