October 6th, 2008

The Summoning of Freddie Mercury’s Ghost

Will Maier participated in a Séance this past weekend, during which Freddie Mercury’s Ghost was summoned and interrogated. Special thanks to Paul Feldman for his Stage Mediumship Scriptwriting Skills (10.0).

Dr. Zoltan wrote this blog entry while blindfolded, kneeling in front of a man holding a mummy’s foot in one hand and a crystal wand in the other. The man checked his pocket watch, cleared his throat, and brushed the cracker crumbs from his robe. Visit http://www.drzoltan.com/blog to find out the conclusion to this astonishing, esoteric scene!

Written by Dr. Zoltan! // Topics: Antisociology, Music, War On Fun //

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