August 1st, 2008

Film About Dr. Zoltan’s Shirt Printer

Etsy is now hosting a 12-camera, 7.1 surround-sound real-time documentary about the founders of Black Ink Item and MaryInk — the superhumans who print merch for Dr. Zoltan’s Intergalactic Furniture & UFO Outlet. If you have ever wondered how shirts can be printed in anti-gravity, this video is for you!

{ This post was written and approved by Dr. Zoltan! If your business cards were printed in the wrong flavor of curry, visit http://www.drzoltan.com/blog. Or just clap your hands and march in a circle for 13 hours. That’s what Flik did. }

Written by Dr. Zoltan! // Topics: Art Because., The End of the Music Industry, Thinking About Thinking About Thinking //

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