July 25th, 2008

Will Maier In Roundtable Pizza Commercial

Dr. Zoltan’s lead vocalist, Will Maier, appears in this new Roundtable Pizza advertisement as “Les.”

{ This post was written and approved by Dr. Zoltan! If you think Dream Theater should lose the vocals and monophonic neo-baroque, visit http://www.drzoltan.com/blog. I need to brush my teeth! }

Written by Dr. Zoltan! // Topics: Antisociology, Social Metaphysics, War On Fun //

One Response to “Will Maier In Roundtable Pizza Commercial”

  1. Pastor Eman Laerton said:

    Hey Will, do the packages get residuals too? That’s a lot of face time for some boxes!

    Posted on July 30th, 2008 at 3:40 pm

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