May 28th, 2008

Fascinating Search Phrase Results

During the month of May, humans typed the following phrases into a search engine and discovered Dr. Zoltan:

1.) hungry blob
2.) advice for girls who want to strip

And my personal favorite:

3.) polite way of saying you don’t want to go to the social gathering

-Dr. Zoltan!

Written by Dr. Zoltan! // Topics: Social Metaphysics //

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