May 10th, 2008

An Urgent Message From Marshall Applewhite

Marshall Applewhite has posted the following urgent message on YouTube. Dr. Zoltan believes that Marshall Applewhite may be onto something! Excellent sound design, too.

{ This post was written and approved by Dr. Zoltan! If you felt depressed after reading it, please visit http://www.drzoltan.com/blog or just lock your doors and stay inside today — perhaps read a book. }

Written by Dr. Zoltan! // Topics: Antisociology //

One Response to “An Urgent Message From Marshall Applewhite”

  1. whateverman said:

    That reminds me - I need to separate my plastics from my glass soon…

    Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 2:48 pm

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