Under various fabricated pretenses and pseudonyms (including Sir Millard Mulch), Dr. Zoltan has performed, collaborated, or engaged in creative business ventures of questionable importance with Devin Townsend, Marco Minnemann, Virgil Donati, Nick D’Virgilio, Morgan Agren, Paul Mazurkiewics, Trey Spruance, Steve Vai, Eman Laerton, Dave Meros, Nils Frykdahl, Lale Larson, Larry Boothroyd, and Will Maier.

He has made public appearances at The Tomorrow Show, Garage Comedy, and Westside Eclectic.

The 2005 release, How To Sell The Whole F#@!ing Universe To Everybody… Once And For All! received worldwide attention in Modern Drummer, DRUM!, Kerrang, Decibel, and a handful of international magazines. Read the reviews.

Dr. Zoltan is a pioneer drum programmer and has an endorsement deal with Toontrack’s Drumkit From Hell. He was voted #1 Drum Programmer of 2007 by Sweden’s Drum Programmer Magazine.

He currently resides “Beneath The Imaginary City” of Los Angeles, CA.

His new record, “Why I Am So Wise, Why I Am So Clever, And Why I Write Such Good Songs…” was released on 12/23/2009. It features intense drum programming and instrumental insanity. Special Guest: Marco Minnemann. Executive Producer: John La Grou. Listen to a sampler:

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Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk is neither Dr. Zoltan Rona, nor is he Dr. Zoltan Takacs.

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Dr. Zoltan Illustration by Charley Deppner
Photography by LMNE
Assistant To Dr. Zoltan: Brian Compton
Co-Writers: HisCheapmoves & Levelnivelo
Armchair Manager: Ewrann
Sick Thought Of The Day: Chewbode

Here is Dr. Zoltan’s Bio, re-written by 100,000 YouTube Viewers:

“Dr. Zoltan lives in his mom’s basement. He spends all of his time making videos insulting bands he knows nothing about. His videos criticizing Rage Against The Machine, Tool, and The White Stripes are wrong, and he fails to realize that Jack White and Tom Morello are the greatest guitarists who ever lived. Dr. Zoltan is just jealous because they have millions of fans and he doesn’t! Everything that Dr. Zoltan says is stupid, as he has not researched the bands he is making fun of. He knows nothing about serious musicianship. He has a bullet in his head. Dr. Zoltan thinks he is superior. He should go back to the 80’s and listen to bands like Europe. Dr. Zoltan is an ass clown and a fag! Dr. Zoltan is not even a real Doctor!