February 27th, 2009
Dr. Zoltan Goes To Court

Dr. Zoltan recently visited a relatively permanent enclosed structure where justice is administered. He perhaps incurred the dissatisfaction, dislike, and disapproval of the public officer charged with the administration of justice. 

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Written by Dr. Zoltan! // Topics: Antisociology, The Rebirth of Fascism In The United States // No Comments
February 18th, 2009
Evolution Goes Post-Modern

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It was only a matter of time before Evolution itself was infected by the parasite of Post-Modernism. Homo Evolutis! What would Nietzsche have to say about all of this? Dr. Zoltan cannot help but approve of Doktor Juan Enrique’s Plot To Overthrow The Homo Sapiens.

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