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This butler of text must the apologize, for the chasm in text availability. Is busy as woodpecker with badger wife! Complications of relationship, life of author no consequence to reader. Continue!

News of returning Dr. Øbelisk is sunlight to darkness: Flagstaff. Retrieval, fact mission of finding! I ask, which state terminus? He answer: Show Me! How bold is consequence. It is not State of Union, instead State of Brain. To march into unquestioning, transportation of paragon of caninity. Fetch!

It is harsh face this author puts on, as leaving Hiatus duty, poorly handled. Next assigned-ment of grant, travel to where wind turns around to come back. Reporting of War on Fun: Is no fun. Always belong to estate,

—Hrvst

Continuing the mystery of communication! Unmistakably Dr. Øbelisk but also unmistakably mistakable, a latest missive of knowledge is saying: I am in OK city. Laughing! Of course he is in OK city! Is not city of danger, as I changed the pages of A-A-A navigational aid on departure. No urbanity of treason along Dr. Øbelisk’s path, I am reassuring. He is mentioned the visiting of location for “OK Bomb” — unsure of purpose of nominal correctness armament, but certainly there will be an intelligence collection for description.

Fact: Dr. Øbelisk is having recommendation. Urbanity of Flagstaff is of “very lively and hip, full of energy.” As interrogation of locals is undressing, many interesting activity. Locality to Enormous Chasm convenient! “HalllllooooooO! (alo, alo, alo).” Chuckling is.

—Hrvst