Music Is A Felony?

A pre-release leak of Chinese Democracy has attracted the attention of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Chinese Democracy, the long-awaited Guns N’ Roses album, was leaked earlier this month by Kevin Skwerl, owner of the Antiquiet (antiquiet.com) blog.

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Something is terribly wrong with the world when ENTERTAINMENT has anything to do with PRISON. Dr. Zoltan is unable to express how insane this is. People go to prison for violent crimes: like rape, murder, and kidnapping. Not for things like cheesy songs. 

In case you have not noticed, the fundamental PHYSICS of the music business have been changed in recent years. Music is no longer a solid, tangible item. Music can be copied with one click of the mouse. Anyone who enters into the business of music and overlooks this idea is a fool. Anyone expecting to be paid for something that can be shared for FREE is crazy. Do not get into the game without reading the new rules. Businessmen are usually smart enough to realize that when a business is no longer profitable. They pack up and move into a different business. Sell something else. Instead, the Record Industry actually calls up The Government and makes their loss of business a FELONY. Do not start a business that is not profitable and depend on Federal Police to force it to stay in business. 

Copying music (especially rock and pop music [particularly that which is created by Axl Rose]) is not important enough to be considered any sort of crime. The Record Industry had a good 50-year run. A lot of plastic things were sold. A lot of money was made by people in suits, and people who were attractive but untalented. Now it’s over. Too bad. Get a job.

{ This post was written and approved by Dr. Zoltan! If you have ever made a bad business decision, please visit http://www.drzoltan.com/blog. Not everything should be measured. }
 

Mohamed Atta’s Ex-Girlfriend In Venice, Florida

Quite possibly the strangest evidence in the 9/11 Mythology. 

Self-Quiz:

1.) Why were the Islamic Extremist Suicide Pilots drinking alcohol and snorting cocaine in Venice, Florida? Aren’t those behaviors forbidden in Islam? Why fly a plane into a building for something you don’t really believe in?
2.) Would a Terrorist who wants to be buried on his right side, facing East, wearing three white pieces of cloth date a pink-haired stripper from Venice, Florida?
3.) Out of 4 million square miles of land in the United States, why was George W. Bush in Sarasota, Florida — 30 miles north of Venice, Florida — on the morning of 9/11?
4.) Are the real details behind 9/11 far more complex than the popular story?

According to Noam Chomsky, none of this matters anyway.

“If you look at a controlled scientific experiment, the same thing is true. When someone carries out a controlled scientific experiment at the best laboratories… at the end, there are lots of things that are unexplained. Funny coincidences, and this and that.”

…and with that, Chomsky has proven the invalidity of science and the unimportance of evidence. Now we know why it is better to spend $300 MILLION DOLLARS A DAY to occupy Iraq, instead of spending money to INVESTIGATE and EXPLAIN what happened on 9/11.

Dr. Zoltan “Tool” YouTube Video Passes 500 Text Comments

To find out more about how 15-year-olds are a waste of the First Amendment, visit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2Tb5U8riXE

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